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Smoke a joint. Don't smoke schwag.

Yeah, right. You just want to turn me into a pothead.

No...this is about stupidity. There's 8,000 years of evidence of it's most excellent properties. Most people that have objections about using marijuana have never smoked it. They rely on information that has been debunked and even ridiculed. Marijuana is legal in Denver and it's not addicting so go ahead, spark one up. You won't be stupid anymore.

Pot makes you lazy and stupid.

Ahhhh...that's why I want you to smoke a joint. I don't want you to be a liar on top of being stupid. Only lazy people and specific corporations say it makes you lazy and we have proof that marijuana plays a crucial part in our ability to think.

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That's news to me but it still has all those bad things that go into your lungs that cause cancer.

OK, I'll let you use a vaporizer but your stupidity is showing. Marijuana doesn't cause cancer. The Jamica Study (done by people looking for the bad effects of marijuana) found out that you will extend your life several years beyond national average and keep you healthier all of your life. THC injected directly into the brain, breast, or lymph tumors wil shrink those tumors to the point that the cancer is gone. Are all those women racing from the cure?
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The government has been against it since 1937 so they must have some compelling reason to keep it illegal.

As a matter of fact they do. It's called money.
Marijuana eliminates petroleum as a fuel.
Marijuana eliminates most of the poisonous petrochemicals.
Marijuana eliminated the paper/timber industry.
Marijuana eliminates 200 of the best selling pharmacueticals.
Marijuana treats and cures too many diseases.
Marijuana makes 50,000 commercial products.

These people have all the money in the world and will use every penny of it to stop the competition that marijuana poses.

cont. later. (Wait till you see him smoke some Blueberry)